Finish That Thought #2 – 30
- Tues - 1/27/15 – 500 words or less – by midnight
Prompt – None of us really believed in [UFOs] until the
night [ cameraman] went missing
Special Challenge
–Include 3 of the following: an overweight tabby cat, a freight train, a
windchime, a sheriff, the planet Mars, chocolate cake
Posted here
The D-Pad
- 499 words
& all six special challenge prompts
“I did not
really believe in this alternate reality garbage until last night when my chocolate
cake went missing”. Mayor Tahbey’s
whiskers twitched. He was obviously upset.
“I was
headin in for seconds when I heard what sounded like a wind chime. A blue three fingered hand reached from
nowhere, snatched the cake and then both disappeared.” He began to poke a plump paw into Sheriff
Phideau’s chest every third word or so. “I
expect you to …. not only locate ….. my missing dessert, ……. but find …… the
low life cur…. responsible.”
The sheriff rose
from his haunches, his back fur bristled and he snarled, exposing his teeth for
second. He didn’t like the Mayor. He didn’t like the profiling and most
irritating, he did not like some fat cat poking him in the chest.
Sheriff
Phideau glared at the mayor. He dropped
to “sit” position, lifted his rear leg and scratched behind his left ear. The ear scratching was more to calm him than
actually attend to an itch. “Mayor, I
understand you are upset. A missing cake
I suppose is a serious thing. But if you
poke me in the chest one more time, you will regret it sir. …….. Now, just the facts please.”
Honorable
Mayor Tahbey hissed. His eyes became
slits. “Why you useless excuse for a
sheriff ………….”. He stopped. Remembering he had not become mayor by losing
his temper, he turned on the best bored cat face he had in his quiver. “Okay Sheriff. I did not mean to offend. I am upset and well…… you know how it is.”
Both calm
now, Sheriff Phideau wrote up the incident report. In his professional cop voice, “Thank you
your Honor, I will get right on it.” He
turned to leave.
“See that
you do.”
~*~
Woz Jobba
sat on the floor of the freight car considering the chocolate cake before him. He had not eaten for at least two e-peks. He had not worried, Good Luck always found him. And so it had just moments ago when he
spotted this unattended D-Pad before he hopped a freight train back to Mars
from the Inner Core.
Gobbling
down the chocolate cake with one hand, he flipped the D-Pad over with the other
and read the instructions on the back.
“Jeezum,” he
thought, “this is the new extra dimensional tablet, the ‘D- Pad 4’. Has an app not only for everything under the
Sun, but an app for every bleepin thing in the Universe. ……….. Won’t the folks
back home on Mars love this gadget.”
Under “Features”
he saw that this new version, if left in default mode, read minds and would
open up the appropriate dimension to address the current mindset of the
user. No more accidents sticking a digit
into a sun or black hole.
“Ah, that’s
why the icon was flashing the word ‘Eat’. Stuck my hand in and lookee there, a
chocolate cake ……… And Double Dutch Chocolate to boot.”